hannibal meme → four colors [1/4]
↳ yellow
A police officer was killed this week here in Arizona. Today is his daughter’s kindergarten graduation, and because he couldn’t be there, the rest of the force showed up to represent him.
you know once hannibal gets caught and they all realize he’s a cannibal most people are going to be super traumatized. but there will be this one person who just starts laughing hysterically because they finally got all of hannibal’s jokes
FRUIT OF THE LOOM HAS MADE CHEAP NON-BEIGE LARGE-SIZE BRAS
I REPEAT: NON-BEIGE
LOOK AT THIS SUCKER
THIS COMES IN UP TO SIZE 42DD
IF YOU BUY TWO IT’S $20
PLUS THEY HAVE A BRA WHERE YOU CAN CUSTOMIZE EACH CUP
TUMBLR NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS
My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.
i sat here laughing for like ten minutes
I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING
and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE
And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again?
him: *silent nodding while he claps like a retarded seal*
one time i explained post limit to my mom and she says
“is that why you get off the computer sometimes”
tomatoes are disgusting they taste like watered down dirty homeless asshole
I don’t want to forget. Not all of it.
do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards
how do you hashtag ??????
hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt
wait
what… what do American keyboards look like then?
oh
this is seriously the most random post on tumblr.
where the hell do you even find this many stock photos are aren’t even centered on the people in them?
its like the photographer was drunk or something.
seriously why even make this post?
Someone needs to have the kid checked out. He’s just standing in the middle of the street staring into the sky. And why is that red-headed lady standing so far back on the escalator? Does she think that blonde has escalator cooties?
