FUCK HAHA THE LAST PIC
Oh god. Lucy Lawless, why are you so flawless? You can act, sing, and be so beautiful. It’s so not fair. Why can’t I meet you?
Me playing Assassin's Creed 2
Me: Ezio
Ezio RUN RUN FUCKING RUN THE GUARDS
EZIO UP THE WALL NO YOU DIPSHIT THE OTHER WALL NO FUCK DON'T CLIMB THAT STALL I WANT YOU TO CLIMB--
DAMMIT GUARD I'M TRYING TO CLIMB HERE YOU KNOW WHAT TAKE THIS YOU FUCKWAD
HIDDEN BLADE TO THE FUCKING FACE. TAKE THAT ASSBUTT.
AH FUCK NOW THE HEAVY HAS CAUGHT UP WITH YOU YOU DICKHEAD EZIO
IF YOU'D JUST CLIMBED THE WALL YOU WOULDN'T BE SURROUNDED BY HEAVY GUARDS
WELL YOU KNOW WHAT THEY CAN ALL TAKE A HIDDEN BLADE TO THE FACE
and the back. that's good too.
WHAT NO YOU DIDN'T JUST HIT ME WITH YOUR SWORD
FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER
TAKE THIS
oh shit this guy is good
Ezio
EZIO RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
